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So I graduated school Party
That was fun, they pronounced my last name correctly which was exciting. They also gave me a scrolly thing and a sash so it was like srs bsnss. 

Grad by emjoy2000
Look at that face. That is the face of someone who sat through 3 hours of people talking to get up on stage once.


So I'm going to Muse tomorrow night with Bec WOOOOOO THAT IS GOING TO BE FUN.

ALSO HAS ANYONE LISTENED TO TOM MILSOM'S NEW ALBUM YET BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING.  I LIKE ALONE AND BETTER/GOING OUT AGAIN AND BEAUTIFUL AND CABLE RAT KING AND I ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT BEN COOK DIRECTED THE VIDEO FOR IT. I MEAN TOM'S ENGAGED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT I DON'T CARE I'M GOING DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. OKAY OKAY BREATHE.

Shit I used caps I need to pull this back into a respectable journal. 
Okay so I haven't posted any fics in ageeeeees but I've been writing a lot of things. I just get stuck very often and with a lot of these they don't have a fixed structure so I don't know where they are going to end up. But here is a sneak preview of what I've been writing lately.
Hopefully they will be posted by the next millennium.  

I'll Always Be Here For You - Phan

4347 words so far
Illalwaysbehereforyou by emjoy2000 
Cover art taken from this amazing post and re-coloured slightly darlingbenny.tumblr.com/post/6…
Dan dies in a hit and run as a three year old. He then comes back to befriend the child that found him and they become inseparable. Lot's of family drama. 

Untitled Pacific Rim au - Phan

5336 words so far
Dan and Phil are recruited as pilots back in the old days of the Jaeger's because of their close relationship that makes them good drifters. It is the story of them training, fighting and uncovering a dark secret the PPDC are hiding that will effect their lives dramatically. 

Untitled Noir themed - Phan

3342 words so far
YouTube has become a corrupt organisation bent on using content creators solely for advertising and they will do anything to keep it a secret. Dan and Phil have been in hiding from them for over a year until a cryptic message on a laptop brings them out to try and blow open YouTube's secrets to the public. The problem is that they don't know who they can trust in a world fueled by money and fear. 

Night After Night Chapter I Don't even know.  - Phan

Apparently 436 words so far. I don't know I haven't looked at it in a couple of months. 

Nightafternight by emjoy2000
They try and have sexy times but it fails miserably then people come over to celebrate Phil's birthday and there's a phone call yadda yadda yadda no one wants to know about that trainwreck fic. Not even me.
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I'm sick again, which is not unusual. 


I get these stomach aches that last for up to a fortnight 
(and before another adult starts talking about my body, no they're not period related) 
I first got them when I was about ten and for the first few years me and my mum thought they were caused stress or depressive feelings (My family life wasn't exactly stable, we were pretty poor and I also had zero friends at that time)
But it was okay because they only came around about once a year, so it was all fine. 
I even went to a specialist about it and had a colonoscopy where they look inside you with a camera to see whats wrong. 
But it all came back as nothing wrong. 
So I was labeled as someone who had IBS and was not very well toilet trained. (a detail i really did not have to add)

So fast forward a few more years. They've become more painful and more frequent. I've been to the doctor more, but still there appears to be nothing wrong. And it sucks a lot. 
They appear to be neither stress or depression triggered, as I have friends now and if i would have got them due to stress it would have been before exams not after. (not that I am complaining, it would have been much worse if that were the case.)
I am just sick of having to stop everything for a few days just because my stomach hurts, it makes me feel incredibly weak because IT'S JUST A STOMACH ACHE. 
But the problem is is that it doesn't stop hurting. I woke up at 4am because I physically couldn't sleep any further because my stomach was still sore. Did I mention that medicine has no effect on it? 

That sucks a lot. 

So now I'm going to look like an ungrateful dick because I'm going to talk about cancer. 


So I was watching TomSka which eventually led to Eddsworld, animated by his friend Edd who died back in 2012 due to cancer. It's just so incredibly sad to see the impact of his death through the uk community. I watched a future bing episode that was of his funeral and just watching everyone on the day, is just sort of indescribable. And you can see through a few of Tom's video's before and after this that he wasn't dealing with it too well. It's also incredibly sad that on the Eddswold channel the video called Edd vs Cancer where they talk about Edd fighting cancer and how he's gonna beat it, is right above RIP Edd Gould where it is explained that he passed away. 

That sucks a lot more. 


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The title was meant to sound inappropriate but it just sounds creepy. Imagine an old man whispering that into your ear. 

Rules:
1. Nobody can be bothered with the rules anymore so just deal with it.

Some random tagged me :iconimeveryonescheese: 
Also while you were on the subject of #6 I also vividly remembering you watching me while I looked up Sherlock art on dA in history class. I think you told me you liked the show.

The questions:
1. Favourite name?
Olive or Daisy for a girl and Mars for a boy.

2. Are you unlucky like me and have to wear glasses, but then you don't wear them often enough to warrant contact lenses?
No, but i like your glasses. 

3. What should I have for lunch?
everything.

4. Top 5 bands?
hte Wombats x5 
(or also Arctic Monkeys, The Kooks, Panic! ATD, The Killers) 

5. Do you have a job, and if so, where do you work?
I eat too much junk food and I've become addicted to Saag curry. 
I mean you already know that I work at Chicken Treat and British Indian 2Go.

6. When I get my hair cut next week, should I keep my fringe or not?
Wait are you getting it short then?? glambistro.com/wp-content/uplo… www.dodaj.rs/f/9/zT/xp5sFPk/bo… are you thinking of a side fringe or front because both look good with that length. 

7. Will :iconemjoy2000: get me a rocking Christmas present, or, will I be filled with disappointment as she gives me an alright present, but one that isn't really as good as the Christmas and birthday presents I'm giving her?
Depends, I'm not the best present giver to be honest I'd have to make sure it's something you REALLY like. I mean I'd have to see my birthday present first. 

8. Do you know what budgie smugglers are? I mentioned them in my last tag, and people didn't know what they were. If no, here is a link to my Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, modelling them : 
OH GOD IT BURNS. 

9. Would you recommend anyone to ever wear budgie smugglers?
Hot ladies, but i mean that's already just a bikini bottom. 

10. Why does Abbott think that climate change doesn't exist?
Because he wants to have beach weather all year round so he can wear his budgie smugglers more often. 

I'M JUST ASKING ONE QUESTION AND THAT IS THE BEST BLUE TO DYE YOUR HAIR. LIKE I WAS THINKING A PASTEL SORTA COLOUR BUT THEN THERE'S LIKE TOM MILSOM BLUE OR A GREENY BLUE OR A DARKER BLUE IDK COMMENT BELOW.
HELP ME :iconphil-and-dan-lover: :iconyearningyayna: :iconunicyclingelephant: :iconkittyxuchiha11: :iconphanlove5101:
I'm dying it red first though, because blue wouldn't fit my dress for Graduation. 
 
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Hello I got tagged by these two mother huggers :iconimeveryonescheese: :iconunicyclingelephant:
Aaaaaaand this kind person too: :iconninjabuscus:

Rules:
1. If you don't know the rules by now too bad.


10 Facts:
1. It's my birthday tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i think i'm a bit overly enthusiastic about that) 
2. I have a week of exams starting tomorrow and then I'm finished school. (you know tomorrow, like the same day as my birthday sigh)
3. I'm going to dye my hair bright red after my exams too.
4. Me and :iconimeveryonescheese: are going to watch a lot of movies and tv once exams are over. No seriously we have a lot to watch. 
5. I had a terrible thought last night about what if I became blind over night. I'd never be able to do art or photography or go on this website or see my possible future husband's face or my littlest sister growing up and i started crying over it.
6. I went bowling on Sunday as a family commemoration to my great uncle and I won the trophy to keep for the year even though i sucked so much. it has engraved on it "I tried my best" literally with those quotation marks on and makes it look completely sarcastic. 
7. my family just mentioned my name from the other room *shifty eyes*
8. I caaaaan't think of anything
9. i want to be a cat when i grow up.
10. EXAM tomorrow?!?!?!?!??????! how did this happen?

Questions from :iconimeveryonescheese: :
1. Does Benedict Cumberbatch look like Beaker from the Muppets? My brother pointed it out and I can't unsee it.
Sometimes? I'd love to see him do an impression of beaker xD

2. How is it, that my favourite band is Of Monsters and Men (yeah, the Icelandic indie folk band), but then all my other favourites bands are: fob, mcr, muse, and bastille, cause those genres are not similar at all, and I am so confused?
Don't ask me. I'm the one that changes from pop punk rock to female vocalists and indie bands.

3. Why are budgie smugglers not illegal?
Because we have Tony Abbot as prime minister obvs. He couldn't live without them. (he probably wears them under his suits...)

4. Favourite video game and console???
I'm not much of a gamer but I've got a Wii and Ps2. For Ps2 my favourite game was Spyro: magic of the dragon but me and my friend used to play Crash Bandicoot on her's all the time.

5. Do you still own plush toys, and if you do, do you still sleep with them?
yeah of course. My Thomas the tank engine pillow-pet is staring creepily at me right now. 

6. How would you describe how you are IRL?
Less good at speaking words. I get confused mid sentence often and say sentences the wrong way round :S

7. Your most prized possession that isn't technology? 
My family. 

8. What do you think happens after you die?
*Sings spirit in the sky* 
Nah just lying in the ground decomposing, heavens a nice idea though. I've been a little freaked out after looking into some supernatural things lately, and obviously ghosts and things like that really go against my logical mind, but i do believe in them so yeah. Death or becoming a ghosty wosty. 

9. Have you ever met one of your idols?
Nope. I saw Regina Spektor live once and that was magical, but that's as close as I've ever gotten. 

10. Is it easier to fall asleep listening to a) someone yodeling, or b) someone playing the bagpipes?
My English class all agreed on Bagpipes although I'm more on the side of yodeling. 

:iconunicyclingelephant: 's questions
1) Why do people care more about money than sustainability?
because to them money is more important than the possibility of their actions being more harmful than helpful to future people.

2) Why is Tony Abbott going to his sisters wedding while still trying to overturn the law that made it possible?
He is a fuck. 

3) What worries you?
Life. Death. The bits in between those two. 

4) Is Australia's economy stable?
idk I hope so man. 

5) What will happen to me when the mining boom is over?
You'll won't be able to mine anymore. Also things'll be more expensive. 

6) Why is my Prime Minister an ignorant twat?

7) Why did the news just coming on make me irrationally angry?
Because It's all about death and rape and being kidnapped and racial discrimination and then 20 minutes of sports. 

8) Is my anger really irrational?
Definitely not

9) Why are all my questions serious?
*shrugs shoulders*

10) WE'RE ALL HAPPY LITTLE VEGEMITES AS BRIGHT AS BRIGHT CAN BE
*Sings patriotically* 

:iconninjabuscus: 's questions:
1) Immortality. Yes or no?
nyah why ask such a hard question?!? D: 
I'd say yes, i could put my existence to use by helping people without the fear of losing my own life. 

2) Would you rather be a wolf or a vampire? Why?
Vampire I mean come on blood couldn't taste that bad at least I wouldn't be a dog.

3) It's Halloween and you're out trick or treating. This Halloween though, everyone becomes their costume. If you dressed up, what would you be? It is any costume you want. (I'd get a kitsune costume and be a kitsune :3 )
No idea. A cat? if i was going to do halloween i was going to be a cat anyway. But like pet cats have such easy lives.

4) Pete Wentz or Ryan Ross?
I CAN'T DECIDE actually i'm going to go with Ryan because I've listened to more of their music. 

5) I've found the cure to growing older. What do you think it is? (FOB inspired question c: )
Is it meant to be a rhetorical statement because they like never actually mention what it is in the song? Was it to douse yourself in cheap perfume because i do that a lot and i'm still growing up. 

6) Favourite scent?
No idea. My guinea pigs smell great (don't judge) and my favourite perfume (great link to the other question) is Play it Lovely by playboy. 

7) If you could have any Pokemon, what would you pick?
Oshawott or mewtwo.

8) What is your favourite album?
Bag Raiders - Bag Raiders
But I also absolutely love A Guide to Love Loss and Desperation - The Wombats 
and 2nd Law - Muse and I recently found my copy of Sams Town - The Killers and i loved that so much when i was younger. 

9) You find a secret door hidden under your stairs. You open it. What is in it? Does it lead to somewhere? 
Narnia.

10) Finally, what is your favourite video game?
Already been answered above somewhere. 

Questions for: :iconyearningyayna: :iconkittyxuchiha11: :iconphanlove5101: :iconphil-and-dan-lover: :iconanimagirlfs:
Just answer in the comments! Most of you were tagged by who i got tagged by xD 
1. What was your dream job as a kid?
2. Fave song right now?
3. A movie you would recommend? (I recommend Brick. it has Joseph Gordon-Levitt in and is like a noir detective film set in school)
4. how many songs are on your ipod/phone/music device?
5. Your favourite deviation or your own (or what you are most proud of making)
6. Fave Dan video.
7. Fave Phil video. 
8. Just favourite video on the interwebs. 

okay. thank. bye. 
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So today was my last day of school (weeeell okay, not counting the few days after exams) 
and we get a dress-up day to celebrate which was really awesome. 

But this whole year (and the last) went so quickly! I still feel like the new kid at my school and suddenly we're all on the oval celebrating the end of school.

:iconimeveryonescheese: goes to school with me (if none of you knew already)
and she looked so freaking awesome! 
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okay that picture was big...

I was a ballerina |m|
and we both won awards. I got the twinkletoes award :S 
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I think this is the bit where i promise more fics soon
But I'm so lazy...
Although a Pacific Rim au Phanfic is in the process of being written :3
<the word count is over 5,000>

Oh yeah you can see more pics of the dress-up day at my tumblr here: wombats-in-disguise.tumblr.com…
Also got so sunburned :( It's not even November yet!
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